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Dark pink Design marker left in the art studio when Fallon recently relocated to their new building. Perfect for coloring pretty much anything that you would like to appear dark pink. Official color name is: Red Violet. Not to be confused with Red Violet, the slender yet dapper young cowboy on the 1950's hit television series, Saddle Up, Boys!
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Sixteenth edition. Lightly used. Left behind during recent company move by young Fallon copywriter who finally realized that no beer client was ever going to buy her ad campaign based entirely around Thomas Lodge's famous quip from 1590, "Love in bosom like a bee/Doth suck his sweet."
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Imagine the soothing sounds of the Beach Boy's classic hit, "Let's Go Surfing" every time you reach for a handful of delicious trans-fatty snacks. Every...single...time. Maybe that's the reason this treasure was left behind when Fallon moved to their new offices. Count your blessings, though. It could be repeatedly playing Keanu Reeve's surf dialogue from Point Break.
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Wear the lanyard that says, "I'll wear any old crap." Actually, what it says is "www.capitolproductions.com." Could be used to lure women at sales conferences into thinking you're a hot-shot producer, who for certain favors will give them a part in your next movie so why don't we go up to my room and discuss it? For the record, no Fallon employee ever did that.
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"Hi. Is this lanyard available? If so, do you have any pics? And how long is it? Thanks."
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The Truth About Diamonds is...about...well, we actually couldn't tell you what it's about. But Lindsey, our former receptionist, could. For hours. And hours. This book was left at the old Fallon building after we had a very short conversation with Lindsey to let her know that neither Nichole's novel nor she would be coming to the new building.
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Fallon's credo of "Leave no mayo behind" offered little solace to Daddy Sam and his "Just Slop It On!" BBQ Sauce, because a jar of it was found ‘left behind' at their old building at 50 South Sixth Street. Best if used before 15 June 08, so you should probably slop it on something quick.
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"I like to live as dangerous as the next guy, but buying BBQ sauce off of Craigslist??
Is that barbecue sauce I smell or a bad idea???"
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Lot of 4 out of 8 light bulbs! Great for fighting darkness or even as a metaphor for the occasional big idea. These are not a one of a kind item, but are in fact made by a well-known designer. Get your very own GE bulbs and excess packaging today.
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"You know what I like about light bulbs? Everything. I'm in."
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SHARP "Twin Power" pocket calculator. Perfect working order. Used by previous owners, Fallon, to number-crunch production budgets, media spends, and the cost of outfitting their plush new offices. Will also spell "BOOBIES" if you turn it upside down. Yours for only (x^2) + 4y^2 - 10 2y + 3x.
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Good karma awaits in these two tiny flip books. The Peace Book features the word "peace" in 100 languages, and when flipped, shows a dove flapping its wings. (Yes, seriously.) Both were left behind during Fallon's recent move. Seller does not guarantee either peace or love for new owner. We can, however, guarantee you'll be mocked by cynical co-workers for having a Peace or Love flip book.
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Authentic statue of Gollum squatting on rocks clutching a mackerel. Was purposely left behind during the recent Fallon move for the following reasons:
- This miniature statue is the approximately same height as Pat Fallon and was causing confusion with new employees.
- Human Resources received numerous complaints from female employees about Gollum's tiny loincloth revealing a glimpse of his "Smeagol."
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"ok, the copy on this was funny!! If the guy from hastings with the Stars Wars BK cups does not accept my offer i will pick this up."
"Hi, I'd love to get this. let me know if anyone gets toward the St. Paul side of town"
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One mostly full packet of Smucker's Grade "A" Fancy Orange Marmalade. We are moving offices, and I am not bothering to bring this packet because, in direct contrast to several popular Internet sites, it does not provide an "exciting citrus love-making experience."
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"How many packets how old?????? How about 15.00? gwen"
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One size fits all. Embroidered with the Bahamas logo. Accidentally left behind when Fallon moved into their new building. Ideal for tropical vacations, gardening, or getting forced into early retirement if you wear it at the office while randomly shouting, "The fluorescent lights are cooking my brains!!!"
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"Wow! What fabulous items you have I'm interested in the beach hat and the Legos (that were listed separately). I'm still on the fence on the Jesus Saves coin purse, so I'll have to get back to you on that. Let me know if these treasures are still available! Thanks"
"What the he**... You only live once. I'll take the Jesus Saves coin purse too if it's still available. Let me know. I'm patiently waiting at my computer for a response."
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Strike fear in the hearts of environmentalists everywhere with this 3-foot tall, 100% non-recyclable polystyrene gargoyle. Generally not accepted in curbside garbage programs due to its chemical properties, buyer assumes all ownership responsibility from Fallon for the next 900 years (estimated time to decompose naturally in the environment). Highly flammable. May or may not be anatomically correct.
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"You guys are hilarious! We just returned from Paris and after climbing the tower of Notre Dame, I really do want this gargoyle. On another note, I've got a full box of vintage BBDO t-shirts, collected after working there from 1983 - 2000. Maybe we can work out a trade?"
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Shake the Feds like a pro with this authentic California license plate. 4-Y-T-Q-9-5-0. (Also, the perfect vanity plate for anyone who happens to be named 4-Y-T-Q-9-5-0.) Commit it to memory; repeat it without hesitation.
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"Still available?"
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The fact that you see no pants pictured here is testament to their camouflage ability (trust us, they're there). Lesser pants would have surely been seen, and thus moved along with everything else from the old Fallon offices to our new location. But not these pants. They sat. They waited. Until the time was right...to strike hard, strike fast, and no mercy, sir.
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Bumper sticker poking fun at dogs, God, dyslexics and possibly airline pilots. Slightly wrinkled. Still usable. Left behind at old Fallon building after recent move. Survey indicates that 60% of motorists find this humorous, but not nearly as humorous as the bumper sticker reading "Real Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Up My Pants."
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"Although I don't want this "Dog is my co-pilot" ironic bumper sticker, I will pay 2 bucks just because this posting copy mentions a better ironic bumper sticker: "Real Funny. Scotty Now Beam Up My Pants'."
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What better way to celebrate the holidays and teach your kids about the dangers of global warming? One glimpse of this partially submerged Santa at the North Pole, the soggy sack of toys and a drowned elf will have your kids refusing to ride in your 18-cylinder SUV, unplugging your 50,000-bulb holiday extravaganza. Al Gore- and Fallon-approved.
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"I love it! The North Pole flood is the best! Would you take $2.00 for the whole lot?"
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Jesus saves. Be more like Jesus.
However, do not attempt the following: Stilling storms, walking on water, withering fig trees, cleansing lepers, healing the sick, casting demons out of a herd of swine, casting demons out of a mute and/or blind man, casting demons out of an unclean spirit, resurrecting the ruler's daughter, resurrecting a widow's son at Nain, resurrecting Lazarus, or resurrecting yourself.
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"Too cute for my change. How can I purchase this divine item?"
"Let me know how much it would be for shipping and how I can pay you guys."
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Like Jesus? Like Candles? Do we have a treat for you! Now you can fill any small to medium-sized space with the enticing scent of the Savior himself. Keep out of reach of children and atheists.
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Are you crazy about all things canine? Then this cute dog/bitch purse is perfect for you! This puppy, recently abandoned by an unknown Fallon employee, will hold your coins, bills, credit cards, and whatever else you want to take on "walkies." Made in China, where they really love dogs. A lot.
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100% molded plastic. Left in conference room at Fallon's old building. Originally purchased for a Purina Sheep Chow presentation from Fallon featuring a series of game-changing "webisodes" targeted to web-savvy shepherds and featuring George Clooney reprising Charlton Heston's classic role in "Planet of the Sheep." Wear it proudly...you damn, dirty sheep.
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"Would you guys ship this to richmond? I'll pay whatever!"
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100% cotton. Embroidered with "Fallon" on the front, and "Dangerous" on the back in the gothic font made popular by L.A. street gangs and gothic folk. Left behind by Fallon employee during recent move to our new building. The perfect accessory if you own the previous Fallon garb: the Fallon "Dangerous" dickey, and the Fallon "Dangerous" tube sock.
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Touch it, wobble it, and watch as the colors flash by. It's a game that's fun for the whole family! Left behind when Fallon moved to their new building, this small, egg-shaped thingy keeps everyone guessing what the heck it's supposed to do. A melodic string of beeps and a pattern of flashing colors comes on with no notice, and seemingly for no reason. Gather your friends and family, and start guessing today! Not responsible for any resulting mental trauma.
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"it just lights up?? doesnt vibrate??? will you call and quote lines from Mork and Mindy while I play with it?"
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Are you a fan of hummingbirds? Or an emo cutter kid? GOOD DEAL 4 U! 4 knives with ‘hummingbird' written on them and a picture of a hummingbird, too. Real attention to quality here, folks. Perfect for defending ads and sawing through foam core, or maybe sometimes you just feel stabby? There also is a tiny corkscrew on each one, for any connoisseurs of tiny wines. Little knife blades, too—perfect for late walks through the midget ghetto.
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Looking to reduce the effect of the force of falling objects striking your head? Looking to stand out among all the cowboys, naval officers, Indians, police officers and leather-clad, handlebar-moustache-sporting-biker-types? This yellow, plastic baby's got you covered. Left behind in Fallon's move to their new offices. Their loss is your gain.
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"Still available?"
"hello, What size is the vest? thanks"
"do you ship to NJ"
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1:200-scale model of the United Airlines 747 airplane. Perfect if you happen to have a 1:200-scale model of earth. This transatlantic behemoth comes with its own stand, putting it in a perpetual rising position. Wings and tailfins are removable in order to fit into tight spaces. After having flown numerous routes around Fallon's old offices, it's time to choose a new destination for this jet. How about your office?
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"I would love to pick this plane up... do you still have it???"
"Please let me know how much you want for this. Very interested. Steve"
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The perfect read for people who hate reading. Inside you'll find a smorgasbord of pictures, with a dash of words. If you believe a picture is worth a thousand words, then there's like upwards of a million words in this book, in which case you won't like this book very much. What the hell are you still doing here? I thought you hated reading?
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Rebuild your broken childhood with this Lego System Freestyle, leftover from the old Fallon office. Create vast landscapes of little Lego men; imagine them going to work and flying magical dragon helicopters, all without the sounds of Daddy yelling at Mommy to distract you. Don't worry about getting wedgied for playing with these Legos. You can do it all from the comfort of your small studio apartment while you watch episodes of Night Court online.
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"I'm not looking rebuild a broken childhood, but I am looking to augment my son's. Is that bucket of legos still available?"
"Sold! Please let me know - I have a 4 year-old boy that is in full-on lego mode."
"Still for sale?"
"Is this still available? is it the whole bucket? Thanks in advance"
"Is this still available? Are all the pieces of this box included? Thanks"
"You really have a bunch of legos? And I was just waxing nostalgic for them a few minutes ago and did a CL search... I'll definitely take them off your hands. I am downtown and will be for the next hour and a half. Please let me know if you still have them and I'll come pick them up!"
"Are your legos still available?"
"Hello, Are your legos still available? Is the set complete? Thank you"
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Looking for a way to add a little mystery to your personality? Problem solved when you buy this partially used skateboard. The nicks and dings in the deck will convince the ladies that you've done some riding. Throw in the occasional reference to "ollies" and "kick flips," and before you know it, you'll be 50-50 truckstanding all up in her halfpipe.
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"Wondering if you still have the skateboard."
"Do you still have this item? If so, I would love to purchase it. It's not for me...it's for my dog, who likes to ride them. I am estatic! Can't wait for my dog to shred."
"Do you still have that board available?"
"I am interested in purchasing your $4 street cred skateboard to score hot high school boys. How old am I? Old enough. Do you pay for shipping? If no. How much is it? Please sell this to me, I promise I'm not a REAL perv. Thanks."
"I'll give u 3 bucks! What do u say...=)"
"do you guys ship out to NY??"
"I'm looking to purchase a skateboard, and I saw your ad on Craig's list. My phone # is 555-555-5555. Let me know if you're still interested in selling."
"Is your fun-sounding board still around for my beginning 10 year old?"
"is this board still available? My son would love it!"
"do you still have this? I would like it if you do my name is Aaron I can be contacted at 555-555-5555"
"I am interested."
"Do you still have this? My son would LOVE it. Thanks."
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Collector's coffee-table book about Olympic gold medalist and nature-lover Brian Boitano. 144 full-color pages filled with snapshots of Brian laughing in his Coca-Cola sweatshirt with Tara Lipinski, and other stuff like his routines, costumes and funny anecdotes. The best thing of all is that it focuses totally on his passion for skating. They don't waste even one page on his love life. The last thing I want to read about is all his girlfriends.
The only reason I'm selling it is because it's too tall for the shelves in my new office. Sad to see it go. First $90 gets it.
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"Heyyyyy, was that book stolen from a library?"
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Excellent condition. Embroidered "Fallon" logo. Adjustable head strap. Small stain on left side. Actually used for 3 months by ex-Fallon employee to conceal new hair-plug growth. Recently dry-cleaned. Great for backyard barbecues this summer or a trip to the ballpark. Also works great as a quick disguise when entering or leaving a gentlemen's club.
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Imported from Argentina, where custom dictates that friends sip from the same cup. Used by Fallon employees and beloved clients at the old building until the tragic "cold sore" epidemic of 2005, which caused an 8000% bump in health insurance requests for salves and ointments and the near-fatality of one junior account executive.
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"I'm from ARGENTINA and it's really hard for my to find stuff like this here !!! I want to get it if you still have it !! Thank you !!! you have no Idea what this mean to me !!! email me when I can pick it up!"
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Grab yourself a slice of Fallon history with a life-sized, glass apple replica, perched gingerly upon a sturdy trophy base. The trophy was awarded to Pat Fallon himself, in recognition of a presentation he gave in 2007, and was accidentally left behind when Fallon moved to their new office space. Showing some wear from the past year, the apple leaf and stem are no longer intact, but a hint of a stub of where they once were still remains. The clear, colorless apple will go perfectly with any room decor, and will bring many hours of lively conversation to any social event. A true collector's item, this one will go fast. So act now. A piece of Fallon can be yours. How do you like them apples?
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Nothing says Amsterdam like a miniature KLM ceramic row house, except maybe a naked woman in a window and a closet full of rubber toys. The perfect gift for the international business traveler who has everything but House #5 in the collection, or anyone who prefers to drink their booze from a chimney. Left behind in the move, this little house now needs a home.
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"I'd like to purchase the KLM house. Can you tell me your price, please? Thanks."
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This toupee is only for people at the top. It was originally given to new Fallon CEO Chris Foster as a welcome gift. Chris has a track record of identifying great ideas when he sees one. Moving to Minneapolis with a shaved head during the winter was not one of them. It was found in a trash can at the old Fallon building.
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